Remember: If you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.
You shouldn’t wear skinny jeans if you don’t have skinny genes.
When somebody says “10 years ago” I think about the 90’s instead of 2002. Do you do the same?
Advice, ladies already state your fact:
No, we’re not dating, but he’s still mine.
In order to succeed, you must first be willing to experience failure.
Dear Facebook, pretty soon the Twitter bird is going to peck your face off and you’ll end up dying like your buddy Myspace.